You saw it ladies and gentleman, proof.
wake up america
cashier: that’ll be $4.20
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
how to lose 3 inches off your waist— super quick, easy, and healthy
Yep, I went from a 31” waist to a 28” waist overnight. Literally. Overnight. All I did was go to bed.
We are always comparing our worst to the best of others, and we don’t take the time to appreciate our bodies in less than our perception of ideal states. I love when people post photos comparing their morning tummy to their bloated after dinner tummy because this encourages not being ashamed of our tummies in their constant flux & flow. It’s easy to look at ourselves after a big meal and think we are “fat”, that food has turned us into a whale and we become scared to eat more food. Fuck that. Appreciate the ability of your intestines and stomach to expand as you fill it with nourishment, as it hugs your food and absorbs its nutrients. Never go to bed hungry. Eat past 7. Eat at 2am. Eat whenever you are hungry, and stop when you are satisfied. Trust the intuitive nature of your body and it will treat you like the goddess you are. light & love xx
I like this. Because people gonna really think she lost something quick too and all she did was let her body do what it needs to do.
I’m here for this.
"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks
I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.
look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to
I could watch that pen toss all day
Perfect gif set. The epitomy of how they work together like two halves of a whole.
i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge
why is it considered rude to ask people to stop touching you. u know whats rudE???? fckin touching people w/o their consent. God
how he do that?
Never trust a person who can’t gracefully accept that they shouldn’t say certain words due to violent histories of those said words
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s
the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”
fucking shit up with a wooden shoe
oh my god
well wooden shoe look at that
I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE
Why don’t the seats in the trains near me face the windows!?!?! I’ve always strained my neck looking to the side during my rides. This is glorious.
if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone